Funny and wise things read from Zappos.com CEO Tony:
1. Honorable Mention at "Technically Correct, But Not So Helpful" Awards
2. I don't like it when restaurants asking if I want my water still or sparkling. I'd rather they ask "dead or alive?"
3. I think my Christmas tree might be feeling lonely.
4. "When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself." -Wayne Dyer
5. Glad we are putting radios in our office restrooms to make things less awkward. I was uncomfortable w/ hiring bathroom DJs.
6. Late night dinner with my family. My mom just announced to the table that she was 80% vegetarian.
7. Did u know if u put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will go up&down continuously? This has been our entertainment tonight.
8. Sushi at @kerrysimon restaurant w/ family. My mom brought her own chopsticks w/ carrying case. At least she didn't bring fish.
9. Checked in. Hotel manager said "We've been expecting you Tony!" Felt special, then realized that's also known as a reservation.
10. "Every artist was first an amateur." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
